Not as funny as people who lost friends to the holocaust. They were hysterical.

Oh damn I missed that :(

Hitler in a Bear Costume would make an excellent punk band name.

Bitch I have that youtube url memorized.

lolz

Holy ****ing god. I just went to dinner with my grandparents, uncle, and my mom for the latter's birthday. We went to this Italian place that serves ridiculous portions and I killed a massive plate of baked spaghetti with meatballs. Bout to die. The toilet will feel my wrath.

Okay so I live three goddamned miles from my parents (THREE!!!) and my mom REfUSES to help me. Seriously. She has babysat for me ONE TIME in the last SIX YEARS; it was only two hours and she bitched the whole damn time.

Now, before y'all start in on me about "not her responsibility", I'm not one of those ****ing millennials who feels entitled to help but I've ****ing even offered to PAY HER but nooooooooo she's just too damn good of a grandmother to accept payment for actually helping, so instead she'll talk talk talk about how she can't wait to babysit and spend time with her grandkids apparently not even ****ing realizing that SHE NEVER ****ING DOES IT. ****ing baby boomers man... Always patting themselves on the ****ing back for not doing ****.

Oh okay, kids. I totally thought you were talking about your cats at first. **** her.