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Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 12-09-2016 03:29 PM
so basically you're a pussy

Chula Vista 12-09-2016 03:29 PM
Real Man.

*raises hand*

Don't make me list all of the cool **** I've done that you peeps only fantasize about with a hand on your member.

Thelonious Monkey 12-09-2016 03:30 PM
i can't believe they'd offer me Bells

The Batlord 12-09-2016 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by _Violet_ (Post 1780989)
I bought a JD and coke btw, wait no, i didn't have enough for jd, so they said there's bells and jim beam, so I settled for jim beam
I ordered a rum and coke from a bar after a hockey game last Friday and I was already so wasted that I just handed the bartender an indiscriminate amount of bills in hope that they were enough for that and a tip. Then I woke up the next morning hoping I hadn't handed him a wad of twenties.

Thelonious Monkey 12-09-2016 03:49 PM
wait, you tipped him?

The Batlord 12-09-2016 04:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by _Violet_ (Post 1781004)
wait, you tipped him?
You tip bartenders in America.

Plankton 12-09-2016 04:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1781003)
I ordered a rum and coke from a bar after a hockey game last Friday and I was already so wasted that I just handed the bartender an indiscriminate amount of bills in hope that they were enough for that and a tip. Then I woke up the next morning hoping I hadn't handed him a wad of twenties.
You went to a Hockey game?

Tristan_Geoff 12-09-2016 04:11 PM
I went to a hockey game once.

The Batlord 12-09-2016 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1781007)
You went to a Hockey game?
Free tickets. Was cool.

DwnWthVwls 12-09-2016 04:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1780993)
Real Man.

*raises hand*

Don't make me list all of the cool **** I've done that you peeps only fantasize about with a hand on your member.
Ever let a horse plow you in the fanny?


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