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12-08-2016, 09:19 PM | #41332 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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Oh no I'm talking about aunts and uncles and ****. The racist ones who make holidays annoying as **** by bitching about liberals and making disparaging comments about black athletes while I'm busy trying to speed up time. I only ever see them on holidays as it is, so this would be the perfect opportunity to reduce this to, say... Thanksgiving. Food, ya know.
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12-08-2016, 11:04 PM | #41333 (permalink) |
Toasted Poster
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: SoCal by way of Boston
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*clears throat*
sorry, couldn't help it
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12-09-2016, 12:08 AM | #41334 (permalink) | |
A.B.N.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: NY baby
Posts: 11,451
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I'm halfway done Christmas shopping and I'm only buying **** for two people.
I was going to get my little cousin something but **** that. I hate Christmas so I will just randomly get her the tablet thing sometime during the year. **** the pressure of the holidays.
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12-09-2016, 12:48 AM | #41335 (permalink) |
Mord
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Tokyo
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Today is my boy's 2nd birthday. He's got six older sisters, but two of them aren't here anymore. One's moved to grandma's house, and the other one entered a cloister. Anyway, my boy loves chocolate, so he's eating a bit of dark chocolate for his birthday! (not in the photo)
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12-09-2016, 12:57 AM | #41336 (permalink) | |
Cuter Than Post Malone.
Join Date: Sep 2015
Posts: 4,978
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Dumb ass corny ****ing drug dealer decked in blue pulls up on his bike and asks me if I want some smoke. First thing I say is "What the **** did you just call me?" He asks me where I'm from and I'm like "Uhhh, Magna".
Corny ass half assed fake ass pussy ass Surenos ***. I hope he gets hit by a car.
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12-09-2016, 09:53 AM | #41337 (permalink) | |
Out of Place
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in an abstract house
Posts: 4,111
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Nice. What's a cloister?
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12-09-2016, 10:14 AM | #41339 (permalink) |
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Join Date: Nov 2011
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I think you're confusing him with Mordwyr.
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