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Old 12-08-2016, 08:39 PM   #41321 (permalink)
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holidays exist to remind single people they still have to put their mother as their emergency contact number
As opposed to being married during the holidays, which pretty much ensures you're going to get dragged by the nose to fiftyleven different obligatory gatherings.
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Old 12-08-2016, 08:45 PM   #41322 (permalink)
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Probably because children are Christmas' #1 fans.
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Old 12-08-2016, 08:46 PM   #41323 (permalink)
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it's all a ****show I guess

but most of my past friends who got married went from all cynical about the holidays like me to Christmas #1 fan
I'm going to let you in on a secret: they're faking it for the kids. If you will, avert your attention from their clinched maniacal smiles to their darting eyes, which are desperately scanning the premises for their misplaced glass of Pinot noir.
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Old 12-08-2016, 08:52 PM   #41324 (permalink)
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I'm talking about guys and gals with no kids though I don't have friends that actually want kids lol not those type of people
In that case, they might actually be enjoying themselves... especially if they have money. Few people are as insufferably jolly as those with money around the holidays.
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Old 12-08-2016, 09:00 PM   #41325 (permalink)
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it's all a ****show I guess

but most of my past friends who got married went from all cynical about the holidays like me to Christmas #1 fan
We're lonely ****s with no lives. I love the idea of Christmas and what it can be, but it's about as eventful as my birthday these days, except I have to see even more relatives I'd rather avoid. Whenever I get my own place I'm never talking to my family again and I'm going to get a tree, decorate the **** out of it, and spend the night watching Simpsons, Futurama, and King of the Hill Christmas episodes with my phone turned off. Oh, and I'll finally see if eggnog is as disgusting as it sounds (with vodka to taste).
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Old 12-08-2016, 09:04 PM   #41326 (permalink)
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We're lonely ****s with no lives. I love the idea of Christmas and what it can be, but it's about as eventful as my birthday these days, except I have to see even more relatives I'd rather avoid. Whenever I get my own place I'm never talking to my family again and I'm going to get a tree, decorate the **** out of it, and spend the night watching Simpsons, Futurama, and King of the Hill Christmas episodes with my phone turned off. Oh, and I'll finally see if eggnog is as disgusting as it sounds (with vodka to taste).
Reach for the stars, man.
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Old 12-08-2016, 09:05 PM   #41327 (permalink)
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The Peep Show Christmas episode has become an annual tradition for me.
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Old 12-08-2016, 09:10 PM   #41328 (permalink)
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I had this attitude the first time I moved out but once you aren't dependent upon your family for anything the relationship changes drastically
Very true. People have a way of being much more bearable in their absence.
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Old 12-08-2016, 09:13 PM   #41329 (permalink)
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that's a good way to put it
I'm brimming with helpful nuggets as such
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Old 12-08-2016, 09:14 PM   #41330 (permalink)
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Pretty excited to be honest. Got a lot of christmas shopping done specifically for my mom and dad. They're simple gifts, but they'll love em.
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