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Black Francis 12-07-2016 06:15 PM
Her response to that would be

"A convicted what?"

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Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1779861)
Or you can just explain to her a bunch of made up bul**** to make her hate him too.
Yea, something like

"Mami Santa just told me your step dad is a bad person you shouldnt listen to"

If only I was a shtty person.

Zhanteimi 12-07-2016 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1779859)
I called my daughter today through Skype and in her naive innocence she pointed the camera to her "step dad" not knowing we can't stand each other.
Step dad? Fuck that. He doesn't fiddle with her, does he?

Blank. 12-07-2016 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1779866)
Yea, something like

"Mami Santa just told me your step dad is a bad person you shouldnt listen to"

If only I was a shtty person.
Better idea. Tell her that he beats mommy, but she can't talk to mommy about it. Then explain to her how to do a dick punch.

The Batlord 12-07-2016 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Mordor (Post 1779867)
Step dad? Fuck that. He doesn't fiddle with her, does he?
What's wrong with playing violin with a child?

Zhanteimi 12-07-2016 06:25 PM
:laughing:

Black Francis 12-07-2016 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Mordor (Post 1779867)
Step dad? Fuck that. He doesn't fiddle with her, does he?
No and he better not. :mad:
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1779869)
Better idea. Tell her that he beats mommy, but she can't talk to mommy about it. Then explain to her how to do a dick punch.
:laughing:

Even better, I'm gonna teach her the crane kick to the dick.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/157...ane-kick-o.gif

Blank. 12-07-2016 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1779877)
No and he better not. :mad:

:laughing:

Even better, I'm gonna teach her the crane kick to the dick.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/157...ane-kick-o.gif
:laughing:

When he doubles over in pain, have her give him a thumb to the eye.

Zhanteimi 12-07-2016 06:39 PM
Step-dads like to fiddle and diddle, from my experience.

Black Francis 12-07-2016 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Mordor (Post 1779882)
Step-dads like to fiddle and diddle, from my experience.
This is actually a legit fear I have but I have to trust her mother will protect her. Knowing her she would actually kill him if he did. Bitch smashed my kingdom hearts 2 copy on me just for not returning her call.

Zhanteimi 12-07-2016 06:54 PM
I sure hope so, because my mom threw me and my sister under the bus.


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