I sure hope so, because my mom threw me and my sister under the bus.

Very sorry to hear that.

No worries. :)

Like an actual bus?

Still got the tire tracks and everything!

And you're here to tell the tale. You are a god among men.

A very flat god.

Actually, I've got a chiseled chest and abs. A veritable Adonis.

here on MB we have a flat God and a fat Jesus

I ate God to absorb his powers. Apparently he thinks my colon looks like Japan.