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The Batlord 12-05-2016 06:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1778803)
The beauty of being with an alpha male, is that his sex drive is high enough so as not to require a whole lot of extra stimuli... no rimming, no pig masks, no licking grape jelly off of toes, etc.

Edit: inb4 "vanilla yada yada" and "where's the fun in that"
Sounds like you two just have no imagination.

ChelseaDagger 12-05-2016 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1778812)
I wonder if she knows you say this stuff? If she leaves the site on account of you being a perv, we will all hate you forever.
:love:

ChelseaDagger 12-05-2016 06:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1778814)
Sounds like you two just have no imagination.
Alpha males are purely visual and thus have no need for imagination.

Inb4 "ugly Chelsea" jokes

DwnWthVwls 12-05-2016 06:58 PM
Vanilla sex is fun, it's also fun to do other things.. If you're happy with missionary then do missionary.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1778812)
I wonder if she knows you say this stuff? If she leaves the site on account of you being a perv, we will all hate you forever.
He already scared off Delusions of Paranoia.. and tbh the cornrows make me want to leave sometimes.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 12-05-2016 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1778819)
He already scared off Delusions of Paranoia.. and tbh the cornrows make me want to leave sometimes.
I thought it was blank that scared her off? I could be wrong.

Zhanteimi 12-05-2016 07:03 PM
If you think missionary is vanilla, you're doing it wrong. Good sex is never vanilla. The position is immaterial.

DwnWthVwls 12-05-2016 07:04 PM
Ooo idk.. I was just messing cause he was pretty crass about her cleavage in the member pic gallery.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mordor (Post 1778824)
If you think missionary is vanilla, you're doing it wrong. Good sex is never vanilla. The position is immaterial.
Why must you always complicate generalizations used as an example with contradictory minutiae?

:beer:

ChelseaDagger 12-05-2016 07:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1778822)
I thought it was blank that scared her off? I could be wrong.
We know it wasn't me. I'm uncharacteristically gentle on novice female members.

Zhanteimi 12-05-2016 07:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1778825)
Why must you always complicate generalizations used as an example with contradictory minutiae?

:beer:
Hey! I generalize plenty. Just ask Chula. ;)

I just don't generalize the things I know a lot about...and I am a sexpert.

The Batlord 12-05-2016 07:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1778818)
Alpha males are purely visual and thus have no need for imagination.

Inb4 "ugly Chelsea" jokes
So your husband is a moron?


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