Woah, bitch, let it all out and unload on me if you want. But don't pretend like there wasn't something going on.

Decisions, decisions...

Chocalate pie is code for something else. Trust me.

(Wonders whether to snap back with a half-ass derision, or whether to allow Lucem to keep talking himself further and further away from WWWP's pants...)

I'm not sure what that means, but it certainly sounds worse than the fecal pastry to which I was referring.

Analingus = rim job.

The beauty of being with an alpha male, is that his sex drive is high enough so as not to require a whole lot of extra stimuli... no rimming, no pig masks, no licking grape jelly off of toes, etc.

Edit: inb4 "vanilla yada yada" and "where's the fun in that"

Ahhh I didn't know you considered me an alpha male. I guess you really are heart broken.


Also, WWWP will let me in her pants. Anytime. Then snap pictures of it. Then post it here and laugh it it. Then tell me to keep the pants. So **** you.

Actually probably not, who has the money to waste perfectly good pants?

I wonder if she knows you say this stuff? If she leaves the site on account of you being a perv, we will all hate you forever.

On this, we shall hang our proverbial hats in agreement and thus go our separate ways.

As far as humanly possible.