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Old 12-05-2016, 06:47 PM   #41141 (permalink)
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The beauty of being with an alpha male, is that his sex drive is high enough so as not to require a whole lot of extra stimuli... no rimming, no pig masks, no licking grape jelly off of toes, etc.

Edit: inb4 "vanilla yada yada" and "where's the fun in that"
Ahhh I didn't know you considered me an alpha male. I guess you really are heart broken.


Also, WWWP will let me in her pants. Anytime. Then snap pictures of it. Then post it here and laugh it it. Then tell me to keep the pants. So **** you.

Actually probably not, who has the money to waste perfectly good pants?
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Old 12-05-2016, 06:51 PM   #41142 (permalink)
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I wonder if she knows you say this stuff? If she leaves the site on account of you being a perv, we will all hate you forever.
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Old 12-05-2016, 06:54 PM   #41143 (permalink)
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who has the money to waste perfectly good pants?
On this, we shall hang our proverbial hats in agreement and thus go our separate ways.

As far as humanly possible.
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Old 12-05-2016, 06:54 PM   #41144 (permalink)
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The beauty of being with an alpha male, is that his sex drive is high enough so as not to require a whole lot of extra stimuli... no rimming, no pig masks, no licking grape jelly off of toes, etc.

Edit: inb4 "vanilla yada yada" and "where's the fun in that"
Sounds like you two just have no imagination.
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Old 12-05-2016, 06:55 PM   #41145 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2016, 06:57 PM   #41146 (permalink)
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Sounds like you two just have no imagination.
Alpha males are purely visual and thus have no need for imagination.

Inb4 "ugly Chelsea" jokes
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Old 12-05-2016, 06:58 PM   #41147 (permalink)
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Vanilla sex is fun, it's also fun to do other things.. If you're happy with missionary then do missionary.

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I wonder if she knows you say this stuff? If she leaves the site on account of you being a perv, we will all hate you forever.
He already scared off Delusions of Paranoia.. and tbh the cornrows make me want to leave sometimes.
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Old 12-05-2016, 07:00 PM   #41148 (permalink)
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He already scared off Delusions of Paranoia.. and tbh the cornrows make me want to leave sometimes.
I thought it was blank that scared her off? I could be wrong.
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Old 12-05-2016, 07:03 PM   #41149 (permalink)
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If you think missionary is vanilla, you're doing it wrong. Good sex is never vanilla. The position is immaterial.
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Old 12-05-2016, 07:04 PM   #41150 (permalink)
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Ooo idk.. I was just messing cause he was pretty crass about her cleavage in the member pic gallery.

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If you think missionary is vanilla, you're doing it wrong. Good sex is never vanilla. The position is immaterial.
Why must you always complicate generalizations used as an example with contradictory minutiae?

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