Are you sure she didn't drive to the store and buy it and then eat it on her way back?

Why is this a f*ckin mystery? The woman just wanted to eat a candy bar in peace.

I guess. But she was just sitting in the car eating it and didn't seem to have any other groceries. I don't think you get that kinda unless you're already baked.

She has a room with a door.

Do your parents have separate rooms? Just wondering.

Awkward.

^lol

Menopause?

Separate houses in fact.

How is her eating a candy bar locked up in her room less sad? I mean, weird?

I just can't think of a reason why you would be sitting in your car eating a candy bar in the middle of the night unless you just smoked up. The only reason I'm so surprised it that she's been so not that kind of person for like ever.