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Old 11-26-2016, 06:20 PM   #40761 (permalink)
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Sad to hear he's a pedophile.
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Old 11-26-2016, 06:29 PM   #40762 (permalink)
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I just found my mom sitting in her car in the dead of night for at least the last ten minutes eating a candy bar. I'm trying to think of a reason why this would be other than that she was getting high but I'm coming up with nothing.
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Old 11-26-2016, 06:30 PM   #40763 (permalink)
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She doesn't want to threaten your title as family fat ****.
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Old 11-26-2016, 06:30 PM   #40764 (permalink)
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She's crying alone, wondering where she failed as a mother.
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Old 11-26-2016, 06:30 PM   #40765 (permalink)
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She doesn't want to threaten your title as family fat ****.
She's skinny as **** though.
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Old 11-26-2016, 06:34 PM   #40766 (permalink)
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Ten minutes to eat a candy bar? How ****ing big was it?

Are you sure it wasn't a cock?
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Old 11-26-2016, 06:38 PM   #40767 (permalink)
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Ten minutes to eat a candy bar? How ****ing big was it?

Are you sure it wasn't a cock?
It was, I was there.
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Old 11-26-2016, 06:40 PM   #40768 (permalink)
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Ten minutes to eat a candy bar? How ****ing big was it?

Are you sure it wasn't a cock?
I can't be sure how long she was out there, but I'm pretty sure I saw the porch light on when I was either going to, and/or coming back from taking a ****. Then I went to smoke a cig a little later and it was still on. I went to turn it off thinking she'd accidentally left it on, only to see her car lights on, so I went outside and she got out with a Snickers in hand. Was weird as hell.
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Old 11-26-2016, 06:41 PM   #40769 (permalink)
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Are you sure she didn't drive to the store and buy it and then eat it on her way back?
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Old 11-26-2016, 06:45 PM   #40770 (permalink)
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Why is this a f*ckin mystery? The woman just wanted to eat a candy bar in peace.
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