Jamie Madrox of Twiztid says the his family doesn't celebrate Thanksgiving because it's celebrating the slaughter of the natives. So instead he calls it the 'pre-christmas feast' and the just make a **** ton of what ever they want to eat that year. Like ribs or hamburgers or **** like that.

I don't have a moral stance against it. I just prefer to cook Italian dishes each year. Some years I haven't but others I have. Every since I started living on my own, I would cook whatever I wanted really on Thanksgiving. It was mostly different Italian dishes and a pie or two and cakes.

Well I have native blood kept in the very little sovereign areas of my body where my white blood forced them into after taking their land. So in all good conscious I can't really proudly celebrate Thanksgiving.

I sat in a bubble bath in a love hotel and listened to these three albums in a row.

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Gap Var Ginnunga

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Yggdrasil

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Ragnarok

I drowned in the epicness of this Nordic Dark Folk.

My mom's dad was native American. Had the classic hook nose and dark skin.

I'm doing a whole bone in turkey breast in a crock pot. May sound weird but every review I've read from folks who've done it this way is stellar. Super juicy without having to brine.

One sweet onion and bulb of garlic cut in half and laid in the bottom of the crock pot as a foundation for the turkey. Melt a TBSP of butter and combine with an ounce of dried Lipton Onion Soup mix. Separate the skin from the meat and then rub the mixture both under and on top of the skin. Slowly pour about an 1/8th cup of vegetable stock over the turkey and then top with some fresh chopped rosemary, sage, and thyme.

Cook on high for an hour and then on low for another seven hours. Once the meat reaches 165 degrees you are good to go. Strain the liquids and mix with a roux to make a killer gravy.

Thanksgiving rules because turkey dinner rules. Of course I had my Thanksgiving back in October because the Earth spins backwards in Canada but I will be patiently awaiting bird pics.

bird pics or gtfo

Nah, I refuse to post my Thanksgiving plate. It's the same **** that everyone has. I might take a picture of my sweet potato pies though. I also did snapchat it but that's about it. It'll disappear soonish.