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Certainly not! Just being prudent about earthquakes. Unless you equate earthquakes with the Apocalypse...which wouldn't surprise me considering how little you know about, well, anything.

I just wouldn't be surprised if your family was a front for a doomsday cult.

^Of course you wouldn't. You'll believe anything except what's true.

I don't believe in Jedi. Oh ****...

You don't?!

I'm a samurai. which is just a real world jedi.

I got a new sweater and new jeans for free I look like a 90s emoboy bout to join the chillitary

Setting the woods on fire today. Should be fun.