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Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 11-22-2016, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

What do you do in those 10 seconds?

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The Batlord · 11-22-2016, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

What do you do in those 10 seconds?

Get on the toilet.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 11-22-2016, 04:25 PM

Thought there might be some sort of routine the Japanese follow.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 11-22-2016, 04:26 PM

Get the rope

Zhanteimi · 11-22-2016, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

What do you do in those 10 seconds?

Well, when the big one hit on March 11th, 2011, I was having sex, so those ten seconds allowed me time to pull my fat cock from my wife's tight pussy and wipe her clear cum from the throbbing shaft. By the time the shaking started, I was hopping on one foot getting into the pair of jeans I'd hastily discarded, and my wife, who was wearing a dress, jumped to her feet and grabbed the baby. By the time we were all outside, I was topless, and my wife was still wearing no panties.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 11-22-2016, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by mordwyr

Well, when the big one hit on March 11th, 2011, I was having sex, so those ten seconds allowed me time to pull my fat cock from my wife's tight pussy and wipe her clear cum from the throbbing shaft. By the time the shaking started, I was hopping on one foot getting into the pair of jeans I'd hastily discarded, and my wife, who was wearing a dress, jumped to her feet and grabbed the baby. By the time we were all outside, I was topless, and my wife was still wearing no panties.

10/10 post

~~Cuthbert~~ · 11-22-2016, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by mordwyr

Well, when the big one hit on March 11th, 2011, I was having sex, so those ten seconds allowed me time to pull my fat cock from my wife's tight pussy and wipe her clear cum from the throbbing shaft. By the time the shaking started, I was hopping on one foot getting into the pair of jeans I'd hastily discarded, and my wife, who was wearing a dress, jumped to her feet and grabbed the baby. By the time we were all outside, I was topless, and my wife was still wearing no panties.

So normally you're advised to go outside of the building or does it depend on the building?

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 11-22-2016, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by mordwyr

Well, when the big one hit on March 11th, 2011, I was having sex, so those ten seconds allowed me time to pull my fat cock from my wife's tight pussy and wipe her clear cum from the throbbing shaft. By the time the shaking started, I was hopping on one foot getting into the pair of jeans I'd hastily discarded, and my wife, who was wearing a dress, jumped to her feet and grabbed the baby. By the time we were all outside, I was topless, and my wife was still wearing no panties.

On 2nd reading I'm imagine this like the start of Antichrist. Anyone else?

Zhanteimi · 11-22-2016, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

So normally you're advised to go outside of the building or does it depend on the building?

The conventional wisdom is to get under a table and protect your head. Yeah. Fuck that. That's not going to help if the fucking building collapses. Since I live right near some vegetable fields, if I sense the earthquake is going to be big enough to warrant an escape, we'll dash out into those adjacent fields. No houses, no telephone poles, no electrical wires.

When the big one hit, our neighbors looked as us like we were idiots. They kind of chuckled, but as the quake went on for, like, ten fucking minutes and just got worse and worse, those assholes soon saw the wisdom of what we were doing and joined us in the field.

Zhanteimi · 11-22-2016, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

On 2nd reading

Put your cock away.

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