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That's why I invented Heaven, you blasphemer! So deadskies can stay deadskie.

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I forgot you lived in japan. Is the earthquake really the big deal people are making it into down here? cause it seems since Japan sits on a couple major fault lines you all would be ready for **** like this.

I remember hearing that Japan has all the state of the art Earthquake building protection ****.

Yeah. For example, my cell phone earthquake alarm goes off about 10 seconds before I feel the quake. That really helps. Also, buildings here are built to sway.

Don't you have a string of buoys off the coast that alert if a Tsunami is coming?

I think so. The detection system is first-rate.

The Earth is trying to physically shake all of those people from off those islands and yet not only do they insist on staying but dumb white people are actually moving there. WTF?

Nah the earth is just trying to **** up all of the architects of Japan's hard work by changing the direction of all the homes there. The sun is going to be shining through people's windows and ****, it'll be chaos.

What do you do in those 10 seconds?