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10-28-2016, 05:08 PM | #40291 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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Location: East of the Southern North American West
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I'm the youngest guy in an office full of divorcees. You do the math.
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10-28-2016, 05:10 PM | #40292 (permalink) |
Cuter Than Post Malone.
Join Date: Sep 2015
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Depends on where you work. I got really drunk with my last boss and puked everywhere because after already taking about 4-5 shots before he got there I guess he had me take 6 more with him and I don't even remember that. I just remember puking and then Ashley giving me a ride home and she wanted to walk me into my house and I firmly yet politely let her know I could do it myself because I didn't want her to date rape me.
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10-28-2016, 05:12 PM | #40293 (permalink) |
Toasted Poster
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: SoCal by way of Boston
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Don't be a dick. Boring? We lose this case the company I've been at for 20 years goes bankrupt. Linda lost her job from here a year ago and hasn't been able to find anything better than part time at minimum wage. And we're having to pay for her health insurance now.
If I lose my job I'll be a 56-57 year old dude trying to find work at a salary I worked the past 35 years to get to. (ain't going to happen) Our retirement funds have gone to **** cause I keep leeching from them every month just to pay the bills and we're probably going to lose our home. Don't be a dick.
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10-28-2016, 05:12 PM | #40294 (permalink) | |
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10-28-2016, 05:14 PM | #40295 (permalink) | |
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I know this is some serious **** and I hope it will work out for you. Not that all this court case stuff doesn't sound pretty boring to an outsider...
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10-28-2016, 05:15 PM | #40296 (permalink) |
Cuter Than Post Malone.
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The job I drank with my boss was Geek Squad. Ghetto though. Like, the girls there typically looked like they were looking for love in the discount section of Walmart. I'm not hating though, because I could pretend to shop at Walmart for a day.
The job where I harassed co-workers and customers was a professional culinary utensil sanitizer at Ebay. The people that worked at Ebay were our customers. |
10-29-2016, 11:25 AM | #40298 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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An old man told me to get off his lawn today.
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10-29-2016, 12:00 PM | #40299 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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Why were you trespassing?
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