No wonder you're a journalism major.

I won't lie about being broke. But IMO grade B tastes better; it's less sticky and sweet.

**** your baiting for a Def Leppard joke.

pour some sugar on Chelsea

In the name of... suicide?

Diabetes.

A diabetic trying to commit suicide through sugar osmosis would be a very good premise for a black comedy.

I read this as a racial comment initially and that made it far better.

Slow suicide?

Edit: ****! Ninja'd.

My phone keeps ****ing up, so one last call for derisions.