14. He also went disc golfing.

Life without health insurance sounds scary.
Well, it's better than communism, I guess.

You and your mama switched positions?

Must have been long dicks.

I mean, when you put enough force into the thrust while she has her face down and ass up, it can cause some back pain, well I don't even know why I'm explaining this.

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Try stretching after a few minutes in a hot shower with the water hitting where it normally hurts. After a few times of doing that it should get easier without the shower. I blew out a disc and was out of work for months years back. I got plenty of back advice if you want it.


On another note:

My digital cable was acting screwy so I called Cox and got this cool lady on the line. She had me bouncing between our 2 TVs upstairs and the main one downstairs. I was actually getting a bit winded going up and down the stairs so much and mentioned it to her. After about 3-4 trips I painfully said over the phone, "This would be so much easier if I still had both of my feet."

She gasped and then said horrified, "I'm so sorry, I didn't know. I feel terrible about this. Oh my god. I'm so sorry!".

I waited a tick and then told her I was joking. She burst out laughing and thanked me for breaking up her mundane day. I called her a bastard and she laughed like hell again.

Sometimes it's just the little things.

You have Cox? I love Cox!

Check out havoc on demand, they have an awesome Zep performance of Communication Breakdown.

I appreciate this post.

It's been another ****ty day, on top of a ****ty week, on top of a ****ty month, on top... well, you get the picture.

QUICK! Someone goad me into a pettyass argument so I can channel this melancholy into some healthy, constructive rage.

Arguing doesn't divert rage, it multiplies it.