You manscape, right? Same thing.

You're just mad cause you think I unsubscribed you as well.

I'm just going to delete my account and deprive you of the pleasure.

Liked the first one better. Still noted though.

Nooooooooooooooooooo... I guess.

Damn, I'd fuck the shit out of your sister, even if she is dumb as a brick.

Same. I'd fuck it right out of her.

After waking up extra-tired at 4am and getting to work at 6am I found out I had an 8-hour shift, and we were busy all day. I almost fell asleep in the ****ing dining room when I went on break.

The only thing that brought me any pleasure was drawing pentagrams on people's sandwiches with the ketchup. And half of that was from my boss telling me to "Stop drawing pentagons (sic) on customers' food".

I had a life crisis today at school because I finally accepted journalism isn't really what I want to do, I just chose it due to a lack of alternatives. At least it's my first year and I can transfer my credits to whatever else I want to do, but I seriously have no idea. I can't see myself doing another 3 years of this program though, I've hated every thing done so far.

Get a degree in accounting.