Originally Posted by Mama Booze

Meh I've had an awful few days, weeks, months, whatever - to be honest with you. But today my mother and I stood in the kitchen talking, well, she stood, I eventually came to sit on a counter swigging diet pepsi from the bottle... but we discovered while sharing malted milk balls that there are 47 different kinds of coca-cola.
Coke
Coke Classic
New Coke (yes there's a difference between coke and new coke)
Coke with lemon
Coke with lime
Coke with splenda (yes, it's different from diet)
Vanilla Coke
Cherry Coke
Vanilla Coke with lime
Vanilla coke with lemon
Diet Coke
Diet coke with lemon
Vanilla diet coke
Vanilla diet coke with lime
Cherry diet coke (yes they have that, though it's tremendously rare.)
and there are more but I was kind of out of it when we were speaking. But it's all those in Classic and New and they have more flavors as well. And as we spoke I wrote these down on some kind of phone bill or something, it was quite hysterical actually.

Originally Posted by dirt mcgirt

yo son, woke up this mornin and found there was a tommy gun in my ass. it spat hot fudge bullets at the pan and i released the whole clip in about 4 seconds. unfortunately it took about 14 minutes to clean up the aftermath. guess dats what you get fo orderin yo curry extra spicy.

Originally Posted by oojay

^well arent we a good guesser


more of a detox than rehab, but i think it'll stick.