Went to my first strip club tonight, got laid for $100 by a hot ass Mexican stripper. True story. Gotta love Texas.

You got ripped off. My friend paid that much for a Jersey stripper. Hope you wore a rubber.

Yeah, you got ripped off JTF. Jersey strippers cost the same, but come with free herpes.

Herps is for amateurs, derp.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but you already live in New Jersey.

Id call you an asshole, but youre already an orifice.

You would know. After all, people from New Jersey are experts when it comes to shitholes.

This is awesome

Okay, so I have a "friend" who I've been meeting up with pretty much entirely for weed purposes for the past few weeks, who is my only connection to the person I've been getting weed from, and who I'm pretty sure has a kickback deal with the weed dude for drumming up business. I've been fine with this for a while, but I kind of can't afford to buy weed anymore and would therefore no longer have any reason to really interact with my "friend" anymore.

But since he's probably in cahoots with the weed dude and would almost certainly get all squirrely if I tried cutting out the middleman, I'm not sure about just ignoring him whenever he calls, which is semi-regularly. I don't feel guilty about using him as a weed contact since he's using me for money or weed or whatever, but I don't know anyone else around ATM who can get me weed, so I kind of don't want to shoot myself in the foot if I ever want to get back into weed.

What should I do?

This is such a sick burn.