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Old 08-31-2016, 05:18 PM   #39191 (permalink)
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Today, I got a forty dollar guitar strap for ten bucks from guitar center. They had one on sale that generally costs fifteen bucks. The employee helping me got confused and said it was this forty dollar strap that was on sale. I didn't correct him.
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Old 09-02-2016, 04:10 PM   #39192 (permalink)
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An ex-GF of mine is the manager at a comic book store down the street. They also sell Disc Golf disc's, and they're located about 3 blocks from my favorite course.

Just thought you'd like to know... maybe cheer you up a little... maybe send you into a murdering rage.
Only the leaked sex tapes would do that.
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Old 09-02-2016, 08:18 PM   #39193 (permalink)
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Humbling day. My boss and owner called to tell me the the following:

1. He's upped my take of any proceeds from the lawsuit from 5% to 7.5%.
2. My take will be before any taxes imposed based on the settlement.
3. It'll be paid as a work bonus so the taxes will be in the normal pay mode instead of the close to 50% you get nailed with on lawsuit settlements.

Now we just have to WIN!!!!
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Old 09-02-2016, 08:42 PM   #39194 (permalink)
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Humbling day. My boss and owner called to tell me the the following:

1. He's upped my take of any proceeds from the lawsuit from 5% to 7.5%.
2. My take will be before any taxes imposed based on the settlement.
3. It'll be paid as a work bonus so the taxes will be in the normal pay mode instead of the close to 50% you get nailed with on lawsuit settlements.

Now we just have to WIN!!!!
Holy ****. Shafting the Cali tax system. Nice.
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Old 09-03-2016, 12:47 AM   #39195 (permalink)
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This thread could've really taken off.

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/87...ml#post1739885
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Old 09-03-2016, 12:51 AM   #39196 (permalink)
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This thread could've really taken off.

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/87...ml#post1739885
It would've been beautiful.
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Old 09-03-2016, 12:52 AM   #39197 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2016, 01:05 AM   #39198 (permalink)
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This thread could've really taken off.

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/87...ml#post1739885
We're not allowed to have fun anymore.
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Old 09-03-2016, 01:07 AM   #39199 (permalink)
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We're not allowed to have fun anymore.
We can try to create another one with people who don't mind being the butt of a joke.
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Old 09-03-2016, 01:10 AM   #39200 (permalink)
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