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Old 08-26-2016, 04:57 PM   #38991 (permalink)
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Old 08-26-2016, 05:24 PM   #38992 (permalink)
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Old 08-26-2016, 05:27 PM   #38993 (permalink)
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Just be sure to give them their money's worth. Wouldn't want to shortchange them.
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Old 08-26-2016, 05:30 PM   #38994 (permalink)
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Old 08-26-2016, 05:54 PM   #38995 (permalink)
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Old 08-26-2016, 06:23 PM   #38996 (permalink)
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Old 08-26-2016, 07:09 PM   #38997 (permalink)
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Old 08-26-2016, 07:10 PM   #38998 (permalink)
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