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The Batlord 08-26-2016 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1735981)
Actually if you must know Ki, she's a war veteran that lost both her legs in an ambush in Baghdad.
That might sound bad, but it also gives you pretty much unimpeded access to two out of her three holes.

Justthefacts 08-26-2016 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1735983)
That might sound bad, but it also gives you pretty much unimpeded access to two out of her three holes.
She lost her eye too if you know what I'm saying.

Frownland 08-26-2016 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1735988)
She lost her eye too if you know what I'm saying.
I bet she has brakes on her wheelchair too *nudge wink*.

Justthefacts 08-26-2016 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1735990)
I bet she has brakes on her wheelchair too *nudge wink*.
She also had her left tit sliced off while being tortured as a POW catch my drift? *sneeze nudge*

Frownland 08-26-2016 02:27 PM
I get what you're throwing down. Does she have one of those rubber noses too?

Justthefacts 08-26-2016 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1735992)
I get what you're throwing down. Does she have one of those rubber noses too?
She can't smell anything, all her senses have been shot. Along with her body while she was riddled with bullets while serving this great nation.

Frownland 08-26-2016 02:39 PM
Does she still have the bulletholes?

Justthefacts 08-26-2016 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1736000)
Does she still have the bulletholes?
Let's just say there's 8 extra holes.

Chula Vista 08-26-2016 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1736002)
Let's just say there's 8 extra holes.
*picks up phone and calls Digital Playground*

DP: Hello?

CV: I'm got a great idea for a new type of gang bang movie.

DP: Tell me more.

CV: What if I was to tell you that she has 11 holes?

DP: Stay on the line, I need to transfer this up to our conference room. Be back in 5 minutes.

*rubs hands together while grinning wildly*

Frownland 08-26-2016 03:06 PM
**** that. Hop onto a webcam and she'll make way more.


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