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Frownland 08-25-2016 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1735582)
She's a pretty good cook, so I don't mind how she makes the sausage.
Would you say she makes your sausage really tasty when she works on it for you?

The Batlord 08-25-2016 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1735586)
Would you say she makes your sausage really tasty when she works on it for you?

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 08-25-2016 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1735565)
Is she at least a GILF?
Nah. Once they hit their late 70s they don't seem to even bother trying to hang on to their youth. If I ever get that old I want whichever one of you old mother****ers is still around to put me down, providing you put out at my funeral, at least.

The Batlord 08-25-2016 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1735593)
Nah. Once they hit their late 70s they don't seem to even bother trying to hang on to their youth. If I ever get that old I want whichever one of you old mother****ers is still around to put me down, providing you put out at my funeral, at least.
I'll totally fuck your grandchildren during the wake.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 08-25-2016 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1735598)
I'll totally fuck your grandchildren during the wake.
No, you can have my grand parents at the ripe of age of 120+.

The Batlord 08-25-2016 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1735600)
No, you can have my grand parents at the ripe of age of 120+.
Sorry, bro. When you're dead I'm totally preying upon your innocent grand daughters. With any luck they might even by legal.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 08-25-2016 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1735603)
Sorry, bro. When you're dead I'm totally preying upon your innocent grand daughters. With any luck they might even by legal.
I already offered my first three born to Satan, so you can have the fourth I suppose.

The Batlord 08-25-2016 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1735606)
I already offered my first three born to Satan, so you can have the fourth I suppose.
So they're already mine. Easy peasy. They do anal, right?

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 08-25-2016 01:03 PM
If they're anything like their father, yes.

Key 08-25-2016 01:10 PM
What is going on in here.


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