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Old 08-25-2016, 01:04 PM   #38921 (permalink)
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I thought this would be a granny sex story. Never have I been so disappointed.
She was mentally jerking off God, if that counts for something.
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I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good
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Old 08-25-2016, 01:06 PM   #38922 (permalink)
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She was mentally jerking off God, if that counts for something.
Is she at least a GILF?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-25-2016, 01:09 PM   #38923 (permalink)
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I would have told her to play with her imaginary friends later and make me some cookies, bitch. Not that raisin shit either, I know you have macadamia nuts somewhere.
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Old 08-25-2016, 01:16 PM   #38924 (permalink)
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I would have told her to play with her imaginary friends later and make me some cookies, bitch. Not that raisin shit either, I know you have macadamia nuts somewhere.
I won't pretend that oatmeal raisin cookies are as good as real cookies, but they're still pretty awesome.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-25-2016, 01:17 PM   #38925 (permalink)
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When I demand a grandfatherfucker to make me cookies, I'll settle for no less than the good shit.
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Old 08-25-2016, 01:20 PM   #38926 (permalink)
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I don't know what you're talking about. My grandmother never had sex. She bribed a stork.
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Old 08-25-2016, 01:21 PM   #38927 (permalink)
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My grandmothers both internalized sausages before they got all droopy and withered. I think about it a lot.
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Old 08-25-2016, 01:23 PM   #38928 (permalink)
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Not mine. She's a virgin. At least until her funeral. Nawmsayin?
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Old 08-25-2016, 01:24 PM   #38929 (permalink)
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I bet she still sits on microwaved cucumbers.
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She's a pretty good cook, so I don't mind how she makes the sausage.
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