I called him Ki (key) before it was cool.

I got asked to help teach a kids karate class for the next couple of weeks. So I'm going to do that.

I forgot that I was going to a church for it, and walking into a church wearing a t-shirt with the grim reaper on it made things a bit awkward.

I always wear my Darkthrone shirt when I coach soccer, stop being such a pussy.

I was joking to a friend of mine that I was going to get a shirt for next time that says,"God is dead."

You can borrow this one from me, dude.

http://www.rattlesnake.co.at/uploads...79785_orig.jpg

Hahahahahaha

sexy

There usually is, actually.

@blankmind if anyone gives you ****, tell them to love their neighbour.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acce...ciolinguistics)

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