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Old 08-09-2016, 02:30 PM   #38521 (permalink)
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My proboscis shall prove the succubus of your garden milkweed.
*commits suicide cause the world just doesn't make sense anymore*
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-09-2016, 02:31 PM   #38522 (permalink)
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Old 08-09-2016, 02:34 PM   #38523 (permalink)
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Old 08-09-2016, 02:37 PM   #38524 (permalink)
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seen a bunch of hot chicks today but didn't know what to say to them ......
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Old 08-09-2016, 02:37 PM   #38525 (permalink)
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I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. And that includes you.
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Old 08-09-2016, 02:38 PM   #38526 (permalink)
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seen a bunch of hot chicks today but didn't know what to say to them ......
Just say, "hey, wanna fuck"
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Old 08-09-2016, 02:39 PM   #38527 (permalink)
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Old 08-09-2016, 02:40 PM   #38528 (permalink)
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Yes... yes I do.
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Old 08-09-2016, 02:42 PM   #38529 (permalink)
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Went to Broken Yolk for my usual breakfast this morning. Two eggs over medium, white toast, coffee, and a bowl of fruit. Was sitting at the counter watching the plates come out and suddenly this MASSIVE pizza tray of food was put up.

Some young dude was taking their breakfast challenge. As the server brought it over they were ringing a bell and the entire staff went over to wish him luck.



12 egg omelet, re-fried beans and cheese, about a pound of hash browns, and two biscuits. You have an hour to finish it. I had a heart attack just looking at it. Finished my meager breakfast about 15 minutes later and went over to the dudes table. He was about 1/3rd through it.

Something tells me that between then and now he spent some time worshiping the porcelain God.
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Old 08-09-2016, 02:42 PM   #38530 (permalink)
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ehh maybe ill try usually that does not work ...
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