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The Batlord · 07-31-2016, 04:02 PM

I just went to take a piss and missed so bad I got it in the trashcan next to the toilet. And no, I'm not drunk.

Key · 07-31-2016, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I just went to take a piss and missed so bad I got it in the trashcan next to the toilet. And no, I'm not drunk.

#lifegoals

Plankton · 08-01-2016, 02:06 PM

It hasn't been the worst day at work, but jeeeeesuschristonacracker people... I'm only one person. Back off already.

Key · 08-01-2016, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

It hasn't been the worst day at work, but jeeeeesuschristonacracker people... I'm only one person. Back off already.

Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays.

Plankton · 08-01-2016, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki

Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays.

You do know you get yer ass kicked for saying that, right?

Key · 08-01-2016, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

You do know you get yer ass kicked for saying that, right?

Accounts payable, just a moment
Accounts payable, just a moment
Accounts payable...just a moment.

**Frownland** · 08-01-2016, 02:12 PM

I miss Trollheart. Those jokes would have gone right over his head.

Chula Vista · 08-01-2016, 06:02 PM

Just spent the last 6.5 hours browsing through legals docs looking for a particular admission from the China company. Must have been at least 2,500 pages of legalese. A gram of coke would be less mind numbing. Found it in two places though.

On a side note I've been listening to a track while typing this and the beat is in perfect sync with these two fellas:

Mesmerizing!

**Janszoon** · 08-01-2016, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

A gram of coke would be less mind numbing. Found it in two places though.

Party in the legal docs!

Justthefacts · 08-01-2016, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I miss Trollheart. Those jokes would have gone right over his head.

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I miss Trollheart. Those jokes would have gone right over his head. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

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Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Just spent the last 6.5 hours browsing through legals docs looking for a particular admission from the China company. Must have been at least 2,500 pages of legalese. A gram of coke would be less mind numbing. Found it in two places though. On a side note I've been listening to a track while typing this and the beat is in perfect sync with these two fellas: Mesmerizing! __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”