Saw a skinny dude come into BK with a whale of a wife. I actually felt bad for him. No amount of love can make having sex with that a pleasurable experience. Call me an *******, but if you're married to someone then I think you should have the decency to not completely let yourself go, unless they do too.

My best friend's wife was a massive chunko and he was heroin addict skinny when they met. Some people just have bad taste.

Some people like them big. More cushion for the pushin, one would say.

ftfy

:(

Considering that they looked around 40 and had two kids, I'm gonna assume she didn't look that way when they met.

Completely agree although sometimes it's health reasons. My sister use to have to take steroids for asthma and they would make her blow up like crazy. Fortunately she'd lose the weight once she'd stop taking them.

Did she order a salad or a Whopper super size meal?

I don't know what all of their order was. I just make the sandwiches.

:d

I used to play cards with a couple like that. You simply can't make this **** up. He was missing all his front teeth, which made his redneck-bonics even more unintelligible. She had one of those white trash names that I still can't forget over a decade later. It's never the important things my brain tends to remember, but it'll never forget "Fantasia."

I wonder if she still has those white-rimmed sunglasses she stole from me. I really miss those. :(