Originally Posted by Ninetales (Post 1722405)

today im going to my dad's lake lot and oh boy it's going to get rowdy. I've been on a whirlwind bender for like 3 months now and my dad turns up hard. the other folks with lots are a bunch of family friends and every time I go out (once a year) everyone just gets obliterated drunk. and my dad is somewhat of a "facilitator" drunk; never allows your drink to be empty. they literally have an shed that's only filled with alcohol and once that opens, good night.

and now I have the paintstick. and a 2 6 of kraken

rip ninetales he lived a pretty ok life

Originally Posted by Psy-Fi (Post 1722411)

Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1722616)

Just lie about your life, make up some awesome career and tell everyone how wel off you are now.

Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1722618)

I'm actually doing quite well for myself, so I was thinking of going the opposite route and pretending to be a drug-addicted ****-up or something.

Originally Posted by mordwyr (Post 1722597)

Drop LSD tabs in the punchbowl.

Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1722595)

Today is our 10th anniversary high school reunion.
Preparing to be bored by endless talk about jobs and family and whatnot. I'll have to get really drunk really fast to endure that ****.

Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1722618)

I'm actually doing quite well for myself, so I was thinking of going the opposite route and pretending to be a drug-addicted ****-up or something.