Was riding my bike home from work earlier and passed this house half a block from my house. This guy and presumably his girlfriend were walking out of the house to their car and the girl is digging through her purse, digging, digging, and then she looks up and asks her boyfriend, "Have you seen my knife?"

>_>

Sounds like a wonderful couple.

The funny thing is that I've been rolling my eyes at my mother for years whenever she would randomly accuse the people who live in that house of being drug dealers... NGL those people kinda looked like drug dealers, especially since they don't even live in that house.

Well if they don't live in the house, that's just down right odd.

I used to smoke weed in my condo with a couple of friends in a certain spot and our group stoners kept getting bigger and bigger to the point alot of residents thought we were drug dealers.

Today I'm going to my ex mother in law momma's house for a little farewell party to my daughter. It's gonna be boring but at least there's gonna be good food there.

Well it's different for you. You live in Puerto Rico.

Headed out to the wedding of my boss' oldest daughter. Should be a blast.

Not if you're going to be there.

Stay home and drink or go to best friends and drink.

Gotta say, the people on the cute female corpses subreddit have terrible taste in women.