Cheapest way to do it. :D

I think almost two weeks away from BK has destroyed my immunity to its food. I've had to **** three times in the past three hours, and now I'm pretty sure I'm just ****ting grease.

At least it's still better than McDonalds, right?

You get to go home after a few hours of McDonald's. Try working a fast food job 24/7, for nine months.

No thank you, i had a part time in Church's chicken for a couple of months and it sucked. Why are you working there anyway? is there nothing better around?

For a high school dropout who only just got his "diploma" (i.e. high school transcript, even though my school won't give me an actual diploma) no there is no better place where I live. The place around me is just a collection of strip malls with nothing but fast food joints and gas stations. I live in the perfect example of the American service-based industry. Unless I can get a job somehow involved with the local naval base there is basically nothing of note.

You live next to a Naval base, the only logical choice is to start turning tricks.

Sailors with six months of back pay can afford better than me.

Just get inside a big carboard box and punch a glory hole into it with a money slot next to it... and make some sort of rudimentary sign...

Yeah, you're screwed.

The used CD store by my work moved. :(