Okay. I'll cut you some slack since you're either thick or obtuse.

Here's another brain-buster: how do you know police got shot in Dallas?

Answer: because you heard about it.

Well, i only sit in a obtuse angle...

Wow...

That...

That was terrible.

^Nice try, though. ;)

No, I haven't tried it. I am tempted to.

I have this love/hate relationship with spicy food though. I hate what it does to my tummy but I like to push myself from time to time and try spicy food sometimes.

Other times I will ignore it.

Oh I missed this. **** jalapeno chicken fries. They're like vaguely spicy normal chicken fries, except all moisture has been sucked out of them, so they have that dry spiciness that has no real taste and gives the unexplainable sensation of inhaling dirt.

TFW your sleep schedule is all ****ed up so you stay up all night and go to work drunk cause you're a moron...

And then post about it in the wrong thread.

Okay, so some of you might know that I collect and play cards from the Magic: the Gathering game.

The company that makes the cards, Wizards of the Coast, has something called "The Reserved List", which is basically a bunch of old cards that will never be reprinted. This makes them rare and therefore valuable.

So, three days ago, Martin Shkreli said he's going to get into investing in MTG. I don't know if it's a troll or not, but speculators over the last two months have been buying out Reserved List cards all over the place already. If Shkreli or any of his slimeball uber-rich friends get into this, shit's gonna get real.

Why did this come to my attention? Because I was just casually browsing around today, and I saw that my Tabernacle of Pendrell Vale, which I picked up way back in the day, has skyrocketed to $1500. I have a ton of Reserved List cards, so I'm more than a little interested to see what's going to happen to my beloved collectible trading card game.

Are you 17? Who does that?

Send me 3,500.00 U.S.D I ll send you all mine . Actually 4,000 because shipping.