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Neapolitan · 07-02-2016, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

I've never regretted clicking on a spoiler tag like I do right now.

Blank. · 07-02-2016, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Spoiler for Really?:

This is the most romantic thing I've ever read. Like finger up her ass? Romance!

RoxyRollah · 07-02-2016, 11:15 PM

Sooo almost got jumped after work tonight....Key word almost.

For the record I was not strapped. I had my tire iron in my hand when the cops showed up. 8 seconds to respond. Oh yeah these ppl were made by my staff and I busted em shoplifting and they were all drugged outta their minds. 8 seconds because the cops were waiting on them up the street. No licence. Etc. But I went to my car after the police had already did the report and left. I was walking my car and the shoplifter threathened to beat my ass and kill me and his girl came at me....

They all went to jail. I mean this wasnt a crooked cop he had to have a reason to search their car. The driver had no licence vut they couldn't drive away bc they knew theyd be ****ed. So threaten to kill me you retards you just gave them probable cause.

Justthefacts · 07-03-2016, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

Sooo almost got jumped after work tonight....Key word almost.

For the record I was not strapped. I had my tire iron in my hand when the cops showed up. 8 seconds to respond. Oh yeah these ppl were made by my staff and I busted em shoplifting and they were all drugged outta their minds. 8 seconds because the cops were waiting on them up the street. No licence. Etc. But I went to my car after the police had already did the report and left. I was walking my car and the shoplifter threathened to beat my ass and kill me and his girl came at me....

They all went to jail. I mean this wasnt a crooked cop he had to have a reason to search their car. The driver had no licence vut they couldn't drive away bc they knew theyd be ****ed. So threaten to kill me you retards you just gave them probable cause.

Better make sure they don't get out of jail and attempt to murder you again. That's my worst fear.

djchameleon · 07-03-2016, 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts

Better make sure they don't get out of jail and attempt to murder you again. That's my worst fear.

She's usually strapped or maybe that's only at home but she'll be fine.

Plus she's in Florida. She can kill someone by shooting them and it's no big deal.

Here in NY, they will lock you up for defending yourself against a home invasion if you kill the person

RoxyRollah · 07-03-2016, 05:28 AM

^....I wasnt strapped yesterday Im actually glad because I would have shot without thinking twice. However. The tire iron and 911 were waaay more effective...

RoxyRollah · 07-03-2016, 05:32 AM

Home stand your ground laws apply

Justthefacts · 07-03-2016, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

She's usually strapped or maybe that's only at home but she'll be fine.

Plus she's in Florida. She can kill someone by shooting them and it's no big deal.

Here in NY, they will lock you up for defending yourself against a home invasion if you kill the person

So you have to let the invader murder your family and yourself to avoid jail time?

The Batlord · 07-03-2016, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts

So you have to let the invader murder your family and yourself to avoid jail time?

Just shoot him in the dick instead of the head.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 07-03-2016, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Just shoot him in the dick instead of the head.

Do you get bonus points for hitting the head of his dick?