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Old 07-01-2016, 08:25 PM   #37901 (permalink)
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The weirdest revelation I've had about almost being thirty is that girls I would have been attracted to five years ago I now find myself treating like annoying little sisters, and I don't know if that's weird. I like to think of it as a defense mechanism so I don't end up as a creepy old man.
I think the reverse happens, when you treat them like "annoying little sisters" I'm sure they think of you as their annoying, creepy uncle, so I think you failed with you defense mechanism. You should flirt with them more ... like alot. They won't know what to think you and leave you alone.
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Old 07-01-2016, 08:41 PM   #37902 (permalink)
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I think the reverse happens, when you treat them like "annoying little sisters" I'm sure they think of you as their annoying, creepy uncle, so I think you failed with you defense mechanism. You should flirt with them more ... like alot. They won't know what to think you and leave you alone.
Nah, annoying creepy uncle is what I aspire to. My annoying creepy uncles made me the man I am today after all.
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Old 07-01-2016, 08:42 PM   #37903 (permalink)
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Nah, annoying creepy uncle is what I aspire to. My annoying creepy uncles made me the man I am today after all.
So that's how the molestee becomes the molester.
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Old 07-01-2016, 08:43 PM   #37904 (permalink)
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So that's how the molestee becomes the molester.
And one day... you'll diddle your nephews too.
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And one day... you'll diddle your nephews too.
One can only hope.
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Old 07-01-2016, 09:14 PM   #37906 (permalink)
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Nah, annoying creepy uncle is what I aspire to. My annoying creepy uncles made me the man I am today after all.
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Old 07-02-2016, 06:46 AM   #37907 (permalink)
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Why wife swap? Just bang the chick you're with, and if you're bored, trade her in for a new model. Fewer people end up poisoned that way.
People wife swap because they still love their wife but want to add some excitement to their sex life. You can wife swap and not want to trade your wife in for a new model. Shame on you.
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Old 07-02-2016, 10:27 AM   #37908 (permalink)
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People wife swap because they still love their wife but want to add some excitement to their sex life. You can wife swap and not want to trade your wife in for a new model. Shame on you.
OK, here goes.

20 years ago. Our best friends. We hung out together all the time. Ate together. Went to concerts together. Did drugs together. Got ****faced drunk and trashed together. One night we just happened to have sex with our partners in the same room together. Lights were off but the noises told the whole story - that was the turning point, the cat was let out of the bag.

There was never any intercourse. No ****ing. Not even any kissing. It was all foreplay stuff.

That being said, holy ****ing Christ!!!!
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Old 07-02-2016, 10:52 AM   #37909 (permalink)
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until then you can molest me anytime <3 <3
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Old 07-02-2016, 12:01 PM   #37910 (permalink)
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