Orgies are pretty vanilla anyway. And less than twenty people? Loser.

Sorry, Frowny ruined the mood.

I wanna hear about the wife swap. Be detailed.

Why wife swap? Just bang the chick you're with, and if you're bored, trade her in for a new model. Fewer people end up poisoned that way.

This post should replace my current quote from you in my sig.

You'll grow to learn that I'm full of helpful little nuggets like such.

Little nuggets makes me think of poop.

It was a Freudian slip, as I typed that whilst defecating.

The weirdest revelation I've had about almost being thirty is that girls I would have been attracted to five years ago I now find myself treating like annoying little sisters, and I don't know if that's weird. I like to think of it as a defense mechanism so I don't end up as a creepy old man.

Annoying little sisters behave if you discipline them.