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Old 06-27-2016, 04:27 PM   #37761 (permalink)
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How does it affect masturbation?
Evidently, none.
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Old 06-27-2016, 04:27 PM   #37762 (permalink)
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batlord. asking the one question that actually matters.
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Old 06-27-2016, 05:21 PM   #37763 (permalink)
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I started jerking it an hour ago, still going strong. The relief is going to destroy my toilet.
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Old 06-27-2016, 05:22 PM   #37764 (permalink)
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Don't waste it on the toilet, let it go free fam.
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Old 06-27-2016, 05:27 PM   #37765 (permalink)
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There's no way my family still thinks I'm taking a casual shit.
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Old 06-27-2016, 05:31 PM   #37766 (permalink)
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I convinced another friend of mine to join this site. She joined read this thread, specifically the masturbation portion of it and won't speak to me now. I'm never getting laid again.
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Old 06-27-2016, 05:33 PM   #37767 (permalink)
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I convinced another friend of mine to join this site. She joined read this thread, specifically the masturbation portion of it and won't speak to me now. I'm never getting laid again.
You're better off. You can't associate yourself with people that don't appreciate masturbation discussion.
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Old 06-27-2016, 05:35 PM   #37768 (permalink)
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You're better off. You can't associate yourself with people that don't appreciate masturbation discussion.
As right as you are, I still want to get laid.
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Old 06-27-2016, 05:36 PM   #37769 (permalink)
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As right as you are, I still want to get laid.
I'm single. But just a heads up, I don't put out, I put in.
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Old 06-27-2016, 05:38 PM   #37770 (permalink)
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wrong. i also got an ad for muslim and single dot com AND jewish and single dot com all in the same week.
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