Evidently, none.

batlord. asking the one question that actually matters. :clap::clap::clap:

I started jerking it an hour ago, still going strong. The relief is going to destroy my toilet.

Don't waste it on the toilet, let it go free fam.

There's no way my family still thinks I'm taking a casual shit.

I convinced another friend of mine to join this site. She joined read this thread, specifically the masturbation portion of it and won't speak to me now. I'm never getting laid again.

You're better off. You can't associate yourself with people that don't appreciate masturbation discussion.

As right as you are, I still want to get laid.

I'm single. But just a heads up, I don't put out, I put in.

http://i.imgur.com/EFhXTew.png?1

wrong. i also got an ad for muslim and single dot com AND jewish and single dot com all in the same week.