skip to 2:35 to hear SERMAYA being used in a conversation

Do you guys have a word for "joke" or "sarcasm", because, ya.

nekteh? su5riyeh?

You put numbers in your words? Now I'm really confused bruv.

no its just there are a lot of arabic letters that don't have an equivalent in the english/latin alphabet so we replace them with numbers

2 = ء
5 = خ
7 = ح
3 = ع

makes sense, ya?

Not really, I'm confused. 5723, ya feel?

OMG Arab TV is the best! We don't have ANYTHING that is the equivalent of that glorious madness. Well, there's Jerry Springer, but it's not quite the same.

The caller on the cooking channel reminds me of the Batlord.

Is worn-out shoe really a bad insult?

Today I was told that I'll be fired at the end of July.
I've been working at my job since May and everything was pretty awesome. I knew we were a little ****ed, due to being an automotive supplier and the whole industry suffering from the VW emissions scandal. Now it turns out we are royaly ****ed and like a third of the people will be fired.
I'm somewhat upset.

That sucks man. At least they gave you plenty of notice though, right?