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Old 06-12-2016, 11:51 AM   #37381 (permalink)
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mines like wake up go to work get off work head straight to the Bar drink drink drink go home eat a bowl of rice anime music tv sleep and do it all over agian
Same, but "drink at home" instead of "head straight to the Bar".
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-12-2016, 12:17 PM   #37382 (permalink)
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Watching a small child die, despite the best efforts of paramedics, in the train station pretty much ruined my morning. I cried all the way to work.
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Old 06-12-2016, 04:09 PM   #37383 (permalink)
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Yesterday, my phone sang its swan song and leaked battery acid all over my pants (it had been cracked pretty badly for months). RIP my phone and the $200 from my next paycheck that'll be going towards replacing it.
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Old 06-12-2016, 04:21 PM   #37384 (permalink)
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Yesterday, my phone sang its swan song and leaked battery acid all over my pants (it had been cracked pretty badly for months). RIP my phone and the $200 from my next paycheck that'll be going towards replacing it.
Are you replacing the pants?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-12-2016, 04:23 PM   #37385 (permalink)
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I always jump at another excuse not to wear pants.
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Old 06-12-2016, 04:24 PM   #37386 (permalink)
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I always jump at another excuse not to wear pants.
To the detriment of the rest of us.
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Old 06-12-2016, 04:26 PM   #37387 (permalink)
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Pants are what the terrorists are referring to with "the Great Satan". That's the real reason behind 9/11.
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Old 06-12-2016, 04:28 PM   #37388 (permalink)
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****, so if I don't wear pants, the terrorists win?
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Old 06-12-2016, 04:31 PM   #37389 (permalink)
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****, so if I don't wear pants, the terrorists win?
I think the terrorists were right. ISIS FTW.
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Old 06-12-2016, 10:34 PM   #37390 (permalink)
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