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06-12-2016, 10:51 AM | #37381 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Same, but "drink at home" instead of "head straight to the Bar".
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06-12-2016, 03:09 PM | #37383 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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Yesterday, my phone sang its swan song and leaked battery acid all over my pants (it had been cracked pretty badly for months). RIP my phone and the $200 from my next paycheck that'll be going towards replacing it.
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06-12-2016, 03:21 PM | #37384 (permalink) | |
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Are you replacing the pants?
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06-12-2016, 03:23 PM | #37385 (permalink) |
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I always jump at another excuse not to wear pants.
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06-12-2016, 03:24 PM | #37386 (permalink) |
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To the detriment of the rest of us.
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06-12-2016, 03:26 PM | #37387 (permalink) | |
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Pants are what the terrorists are referring to with "the Great Satan". That's the real reason behind 9/11.
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06-12-2016, 03:28 PM | #37388 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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****, so if I don't wear pants, the terrorists win?
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06-12-2016, 03:31 PM | #37389 (permalink) | |
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I think the terrorists were right. ISIS FTW.
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06-12-2016, 09:34 PM | #37390 (permalink) | ||
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When is it not soon enough to make a joke?
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