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Yesterday, my phone sang its swan song and leaked battery acid all over my pants (it had been cracked pretty badly for months). RIP my phone and the $200 from my next paycheck that'll be going towards replacing it.
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I always jump at another excuse not to wear pants.
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Pants are what the terrorists are referring to with "the Great Satan". That's the real reason behind 9/11.
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****, so if I don't wear pants, the terrorists win?
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When is it not soon enough to make a joke?
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