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Old 06-10-2016, 12:08 PM   #37301 (permalink)
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so while i was jerking off today i noticed something weird... i noticed for the first time that on my underwear it said 'made in israel' so much for BDS.
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Old 06-10-2016, 12:17 PM   #37302 (permalink)
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Since when do breakfast and burritos exist in the same sentence?
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Old 06-10-2016, 12:18 PM   #37303 (permalink)
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There was a crazy ass earthquake last night that woke me up. There was a boom and I woke up to the house shaking and there was a second one that made the tv rattle loud as **** and cracked one of the windows. Anyone else feel it?
I was sitting in my recliner watching the tube when the whole house shook pretty violently for about 3-4 seconds. Easily the most intense shaking we've experienced since we've moved here. I almost fell out of my chair.

60 miles northeast of San Diego. 5.1 magnitude.
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Old 06-10-2016, 01:29 PM   #37304 (permalink)
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today something really ****ing embarrassing happened. i was at my friends place just chilling and listening to music and i was really tired and didn't sleep well last night. i fell asleep on the couch and i was apparently sleep talking and saying all kind of embarrassing **** and now i want to runaway and change my name.
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Old 06-10-2016, 02:49 PM   #37305 (permalink)
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Sooo.....my nephew calls...to tell me his great grandma my grandmother has been dead for 9 months and they just found out today. He goes on to say "Aunti unlce Melvin did it." Nigga **** you just say to me...(this is my black side btw) granny dead and uncle melvin did it...but uhh we all thought she had dementia...so you know but we aint seen her in forever went by her house and the new tenant say she died....umm who I ask you who has rented my grandmothers house .....uncle melvin. However this is my criminally insane nephew (not my hoity tottity model nephew noo from the arab jew white side nooo) this. Nigga wanna burn down the house.... So I did what any sensible black aunti would. "Nigga you burn down yo grandma's house with these ppl in it.Imma come to ohio tonight and ****ing kill you. **** wrong with you? Call the police and have some proof else they gone laugh you out the police station. All three of yall out there in the road looking stupid."

I was given the the "yes mam"

Although Im pretty sure ...those fools are buying a gas can. Imma have stroke. I quit.
I think it is a case of they just assume that he contributed to her death because he was in the area and not in the literal sense of him actually doing anything.

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Dozens of nubile blond and tanned college girls trying to earn a few bucks on the side. And the owners had hundreds to choose from so you know that those that made the cut were triple A grade.

Long live the MB Strangler.

(seriously, I've never seen so many gorgeous girls packed into a small place ever in my life)

Ahhhh, the memories.
Hooters girls usually are just busty and that is it. Majority of them have little to zero ass but I bet you enjoyed yourself regardless.

Plus I always feel sorry for them having to deal with all the creeper dudes that come into their place. Yes they choosed to work their but at the end of the day it is a job that they need to get by and pay their bills.
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Old 06-10-2016, 02:57 PM   #37306 (permalink)
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Hooters girls usually are just busty and that is it. Majority of them have little to zero ass but I bet you enjoyed yourself regardless.

Plus I always feel sorry for them having to deal with all the creeper dudes that come into their place. Yes they choosed to work their but at the end of the day it is a job that they need to get by and pay their bills.
It's still hilarious when they make birthday boys do the Hokey Pokey.
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Old 06-10-2016, 03:06 PM   #37307 (permalink)
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Hooters girls usually are just busty and that is it. Majority of them have little to zero ass but I bet you enjoyed yourself regardless.
Right. Across. The street from. Arizona. State.

Every girl in the place was a 10.
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Old 06-10-2016, 03:13 PM   #37308 (permalink)
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I've seen some 11's at Hooters before. With fine asses.
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Old 06-10-2016, 03:15 PM   #37309 (permalink)
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Right. Across. The street from. Arizona. State.

Every girl in the place was a 10.
How old were you at the time?
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Old 06-10-2016, 03:21 PM   #37310 (permalink)
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Last time I was in a hooter I was 13 or so. Being the horny teen I was I could barely talk to our waitress. Haven't been there since.
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