I don't think you understand what a virgin is.

batlord when you do this please take a video and upload it to the internets and send me a link

I think that would violate some forum rules.

Like you care about rules.

Got a Papa John's coupon last time I went to the comic book shop and I am now "patiently" waiting an hour until Papa John's opens. I want my damn spicy italian pizza and cheese sticks.

Update: Pizza is on the way, and under "Optional driver instructions," I entered, "Refer to me as Batman." Epic.

Answer the door in only underwear and a batman mask. And a utility belt.

kinky.

Yeah is dork here? I mean uh Batman.

The driver failed to follow his instructions, and on the box Batman was cut off, so it just read, "Refer to me as". WTF, Papa John's? You've just lost a fat customer.