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Old 05-24-2016, 04:11 PM   #37041 (permalink)
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You enjoy those big beautiful cocks when you watch "straight" porn, don't you? You really get off when that cock sprays its load, don't you? Loving to watch a cock do what it does is gay.
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Old 05-24-2016, 04:14 PM   #37042 (permalink)
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You enjoy those big beautiful cocks when you watch "straight" porn, don't you? You really get off when that cock sprays its load, don't you? Loving to watch a cock do what it does is gay.
I'm sure that's what Batlord is concerned with when he watches porn. There is nothing else in the equation at all besides for penis.
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Old 05-24-2016, 04:16 PM   #37043 (permalink)
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My girl is high and napping in my arms

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Old 05-24-2016, 04:20 PM   #37044 (permalink)
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You enjoy those big beautiful cocks when you watch "straight" porn, don't you? You really get off when that cock sprays its load, don't you? Loving to watch a cock do what it does is gay.
Actually I find the money shot to be tedious and fake-looking. And that thing where the dude pulls out, puts it back in, pulls it out again, sticks it in yet again, etc, I find to be one of the most annoying things to watch in porn. So no, I'm not really concerned with the dicks.
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Old 05-24-2016, 04:22 PM   #37045 (permalink)
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Man... plus woman... multiplied by intercourse... divided by the square root of ass-to-mouth... equals gay? Am I close?
You forgot to factor in the penis size and you didn't carry over the balls per sack.
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Old 05-24-2016, 04:26 PM   #37046 (permalink)
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You forgot to factor in the penis size and you didn't carry over the balls per sack.
Un-sig that sig, please... Let's not encourage Batlord's sexual harassment of forum members' pets.
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Old 05-24-2016, 04:29 PM   #37047 (permalink)
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Un-sig that sig, please... Let's not encourage Batlord's sexual harassment of forum members' pets.
No one knows the context, he could be talking about someone's incredibly hairy relative.
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Old 05-24-2016, 04:29 PM   #37048 (permalink)
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Un-sig that sig, please... Let's not encourage Batlord's sexual harassment of forum members' pets.
You're just jealous I don't wanna see you shaved.
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You're just jealous I don't wanna see you shaved.
I call bs
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Old 05-24-2016, 04:31 PM   #37050 (permalink)
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You're just jealous I don't wanna see you shaved.
Only because you're still skeptical of my true gender.
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