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Old 05-23-2016, 08:02 PM   #37001 (permalink)
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I'm confused... Isn't it counterproductive to marry a partner with a huge package, when there's a very real possibility that they will someday chop it off? Talk about a conflict of interest...
You could get a mold of it for a dildo I guess, if it's THAT important.
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Old 05-23-2016, 08:08 PM   #37002 (permalink)
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You could get a mold of it for a dildo I guess, if it's THAT important.
All I know is, I'd LOVE to be the lucky lawyer drawing up THAT pre-nup.
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Old 05-23-2016, 08:09 PM   #37003 (permalink)
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What a pre-dick-a-ment.^
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Old 05-23-2016, 08:13 PM   #37004 (permalink)
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yes, it's "hard on" my brain to even think about.
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Old 05-23-2016, 08:15 PM   #37005 (permalink)
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All I know is, I'd LOVE to be the lucky lawyer drawing up THAT pre-nup.
I like our USE of random CAPITALIZATION for EMPHASIS.

I just keep thinking how awesome it would be to "erect" a monument to such a giant penis.
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Old 05-23-2016, 08:49 PM   #37006 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2016, 09:52 PM   #37007 (permalink)
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foreskin is NASTY

i'm so glad i'm circumsized

thank you allah subhan wa ta'ala thank you muhammed may peace be upon you
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Old 05-23-2016, 09:54 PM   #37008 (permalink)
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Same here. I find a circumcised cock to be more beautiful and all around more desirable. Foreskin spoils the aesthetic.
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Old 05-23-2016, 10:06 PM   #37009 (permalink)
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There seems to be a rather high ratio of circumcised members here...
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I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.
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Old 05-23-2016, 10:08 PM   #37010 (permalink)
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foreskin is NASTY

i'm so glad i'm circumsized

thank you allah subhan wa ta'ala thank you muhammed may peace be upon you
Sex is worse for you btw.

Not being abused as a child ftw >>>
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