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Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 05-19-2016, 10:35 PM

^ I'll do it for cheaper

Paul Smeenus · 05-19-2016, 10:48 PM

I'll pay ten bucks

grindy · 05-20-2016, 10:17 AM

I'll fuck your corpse afterwards.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 05-20-2016, 10:18 AM

Amateur. I'll fuck you during.

grindy · 05-20-2016, 10:21 AM

I'll kill by snoo-snoo.

The Batlord · 05-20-2016, 11:24 AM

Damn it, Grindy beat me to it.

Chula Vista · 05-20-2016, 12:02 PM

Had to bail out of a roll last night. The knife hit the carpet and bounced completely sideways (first time it's ever happened) and stabbed me in the foot. Didn't even feel it. Problem was it got me right on the top where 3 veins intersect. Bled like a stuffed pig. Here's some of the carnage, and ya, that's my sock.

Plankton · 05-20-2016, 12:06 PM

Solo Mumbly Peg never ends well.

The Batlord · 05-20-2016, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Had to bail out of a roll last night. The knife hit the carpet and bounced completely sideways (first time it's ever happened) and stabbed me in the foot. Didn't even feel it. Problem was it got me right on the top where 3 veins intersect. Bled like a stuffed pig. Here's some of the carnage, and ya, that's my sock.

A.) It's "stuck pig".

B.) I wear that exact brand of sock.

C.) Ha ha! I mean... hope your foot's alright.

Chula Vista · 05-20-2016, 12:14 PM

I had to walk the length of our house to get to the bathroom and first aid kit. I have a bunch of blood stains to clean up today. Linda's coming home from Tuscon today and she's going to flip out on me.

05-20-2016, 10:17 AM	#36913 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	I'll fuck your corpse afterwards. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

05-20-2016, 10:21 AM	#36915 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	I'll kill by snoo-snoo. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

05-20-2016, 12:02 PM	#36917 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Had to bail out of a roll last night. The knife hit the carpet and bounced completely sideways (first time it's ever happened) and stabbed me in the foot. Didn't even feel it. Problem was it got me right on the top where 3 veins intersect. Bled like a stuffed pig. Here's some of the carnage, and ya, that's my sock. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

05-20-2016, 12:06 PM	#36918 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Solo Mumbly Peg never ends well. __________________ See location...

05-20-2016, 12:14 PM	#36920 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	I had to walk the length of our house to get to the bathroom and first aid kit. I have a bunch of blood stains to clean up today. Linda's coming home from Tuscon today and she's going to flip out on me. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”