![]() |
Quote:
|
I'm dating this one girl I really like, starting today (technically yesterday).
There's a party today, it's gonna be sweet as all hell, mmm, tastes like cherries and orgasm. |
I woke up! And ate French Toast. That's about it.
|
Currently sat at the pc in boxers and a t-shirt, drinking my 2nd cup of coffee in a desperate bid to wake up.
Wife still in bed and the kids are watching Scooby Doo. I face a day of decorating the main bedroom, which will be done listening to The Flaming Lips, a compilation of punk and some sweet soul music, to help me through the ordeal. |
It's about 10.30pm here, just watched the league, it's been a pretty quiet night so far but I'm heading off up town now, the number one way to deflate your bank account.
Well, second only to having kids.;) |
Quote:
|
I woke up and now I'm drinking diet coke and watching High Anxiety... I love Mel Brooks, genious :laughing:.
"The Institute of the Very Very Nervous" :laughing: "That was not the TV..." "I used to have terrifying dreams of werewolves." Ohhhh jeez. :laughing: Now I want to watch Blazing Saddles again. That's fucing BRILLIANTFUNNY. Now I'm reminded of this for some reason, "BUT SPAAAAAZ, HOW CAN A GUY HAVE A HOOK FOR A FOOT?!" lmfao. Ah I'm gone. |
Tonight I'm getting drunk as a doorknob.
|
ive got a ton of errands to run today
|
Quote:
Curses, I really thought I could get a topless one out of you while you were inebriated. Next time maybe |
All times are GMT -6. The time now is 02:05 PM. |
© 2003-2025 Advameg, Inc.