I almost forgot. I got to use the ultimate dad joke yesterday. A girl at my store working drive-thru asked me to make her a small hashbrown, so I was all like, "Abra kadabra, you're a small hashbrown." It was one of the highpoints of my life. It also helped that the girl is seventeen and I'm almost thirty.

That is easily among the worst jokes I have ever heard in my life, congrats.

Cute story, but it would have been MUCH more intriguing had she actually turned into a hashbrown.

Graduated college today. The ceremony was a waste of time though, I'd not have gone if it weren't for my parents.

Congrats man!

Time to get a job hippy.

Got one burnout.