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The Batlord · 05-09-2016, 05:04 PM

I wouldn't have been.

**Frownland** · 05-09-2016, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninetales

were you even joking tho

There's a kernel of truth behind every joke.

The Batlord · 05-10-2016, 04:22 AM

Alright, I can take the backyard hose showers, but getting bitten on the ass by a mosquito at the same time is just too much. I will not be mocked.

djchameleon · 05-10-2016, 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Alright, I can take the backyard hose showers, but getting bitten on the ass by a mosquito at the same time is just too much. I will not be mocked.

damn mosquitoes still exist? I haven't seen them in my area for the past few years.

Lisnaholic · 05-10-2016, 08:28 AM

Welcome back to MB, dj !!

Plenty of mosquitos south of the border, my friend - and loaded up with horrible new diseases, like zika and chikungunya. I personally know of about 10 people who've had chikungunya, which leaves you feeling like a crippled bag of s**t for about 2 to 6 weeks.

The bad news is that these mosquitos are spreading north too - at least until Trump puts up a net big enough to catch 'em all.

Newkie · 05-10-2016, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

The bad news is that these mosquitos are spreading north too - at least until Trump puts up a net big enough to catch 'em all.

On behalf of the UK, acting as Trump's w***e in Europe, I can confirm we will fully endorse the construction of such a net, assuming it covers the entirety of the Atlantic as well.

Funding will be provided through paper sales once the media-inspired hysteria grips the nation at the thought of Mozzies utilising the North Atlantic Current to land here and start getting jobs ahead of the local populace.

The Batlord · 05-10-2016, 11:05 AM

The air conditioning at Burger King is ****ing useless. It's not even that hot out and I was sweating on customers' food all day. In protest of this lack of climate control, I unbuttoned the three buttons at the top of my shirt for the rest of my shift, exposing my sasquatch-like coat of chest hair for all of my employees to see (they were in turns horrified and amused). It had the unforeseen benefit of cooling me off everytime I breathing through my nose and down into my shirt.

On a completely unrelated note, a customer returned her food today after finding a hair sticking out of her sandwich. Actually hurled it right through the drive-thru window.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 05-10-2016, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

On a completely unrelated note, a customer returned her food today after finding a hair sticking out of her sandwich. Actually hurled it right through the drive-thru window.

Plankton · 05-10-2016, 11:34 AM

Must have been the "Angry Whopper".

djchameleon · 05-10-2016, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

Welcome back to MB, dj !!

Plenty of mosquitos south of the border, my friend - and loaded up with horrible new diseases, like zika and chikungunya. I personally know of about 10 people who've had chikungunya, which leaves you feeling like a crippled bag of s**t for about 2 to 6 weeks.

The bad news is that these mosquitos are spreading north too - at least until Trump puts up a net big enough to catch 'em all.

Thanks, yeah I know about the zika virus. I was talking to someone recently that has a son that's some kind of scientist and just got a bunch of funding thrown his way to find some kind of solution for the zika virus. Summer Olympics should be super interesting this year.

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Must have been the "Angry Whopper".

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Lisnaholic ...here to hear... Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: He lives on Love Street Posts: 4,444	Welcome back to MB, dj !! Plenty of mosquitos south of the border, my friend - and loaded up with horrible new diseases, like zika and chikungunya. I personally know of about 10 people who've had chikungunya, which leaves you feeling like a crippled bag of s*t for about 2 to 6 weeks. The bad news is that these mosquitos are spreading north too - at least until Trump puts up a net big enough to catch 'em all. __________________ "Am I enjoying this moment? I know of it and perhaps that is enough."* - Sybille Bedford, 1953

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Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Must have been the "Angry Whopper". __________________ See location...